The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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This funny and sarcastic design features the phrase “If You Are Shocked by Anything I Say, Then You Obviously Haven’t Been Paying Attention to Who I Am” with a bold, unapologetic personality. The message captures a confident, unfiltered sense of humor with a witty and relatable attitude. A great fit for sarcastic personalities, friends, coworkers, bold humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys funny quotes, witty comebacks, strong attitude, and conversation-starting designs.